deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via gnarly)

nahthatsnotveryraven:

i went to my friends dorm and I could hear all this grunting and screams of “yes, oh fuck yeah” and I was like what the FUCK its a WEDNESDAY MORNING and you are getting LAID so I went in there and my friend had just beaten her boyfriend in mario kart by 0.08 seconds so don’t trust everything you hear

(Source: generalbooty, via breodevi)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via thejovenshire)

bombing:

turns out baby powder isn’t made of what i thought it was made of. the boycott has been called off

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution, via gnarly)